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Jon Stewart Compares Trump To A ‘Giant Turd Asteroid’ On Colbert

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Comedian guest Jon Stewart said on CBS’s “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” Tuesday that President Donald Trump is a “giant turd asteroid.”

Host Stephen Colbert, who was actually interviewed by Stewart during the segment, began with the story of his one-on-one meeting with the president and poked fun at his “orange” complexion, before praising Stewart for crafting the best Trump nickname.

“A lot of people have nicknames for Donald Trump, but you have the greatest nickname of all time. Would you care to share it with the people of the CBS audience,” Colbert said.

“I refer to him as Fuckface Von Clown Stick. Let me say this — affectionately. Always affectionately. Always with respect,” Stewart replied.

Stewart then reminisced about the time he spent working with Colbert on “The Daily Show” and referred to their work as turd mining, before calling Trump a “giant turd asteroid.”

“You and I both famously know, we were turd miners. We toiled in the turd mines,” Stewart said. “We’ve both lost many people close to us to turd lung. It’s been a— it’s been a terrible thing. So working at ‘The Daily Show’ I felt as though I was toiling in the turd mines. And then I finally quit and a giant turd asteroid heads towards the planet.”

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