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Colorado Dems Go Crazy Over Sessions’ New Marijuana Policy

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Colorado Senate Democrats came out in full force Thursday against a new policy that would allow federal prosecutors to decide if they want to use their resources to go after marijuana, effectively nixing a former President Barack Obama administration policy that did the opposite.

The politicians are refusing to give up their pot to the federal government, telling Attorney General Jeff Sessions he would have to pry it from their “warm, extremely interesting to look at” hands.

“We’ll give Jeff Sessions our legal pot when he pries it from our warm, extremely interesting to look at hands,” the group said in their tweet.